Sunday, 15 May 2011

King Of The Wild Front Tyre

His papa was a rolling stone
His mama was a rubber tree
He rolled into town
Laid some skidmarks down
And embarked on a killing spree

Affectionately known as Robert
An unbalanced worn down tyre
Named in the credits Robert
He don't need a getaway car

He came looking for trouble
He found it in a scrapheap yard
And he watched through the wire
As the tyre pyre fire grew higher
And he hungered for vengeance hard

Apparently his name was Robert
An unbranded black rubber tyre
He doesn't sign his name Robert
He's the king of the wild front tyre

He's the star of a film called Rubber
It's some kind of weird metaphor
About cinema exploitation
And the search for sensation
Continued in Rubber 2, 3 and 4.

The Boulevard star will say Robert
A telekinetic killer tyre
The premiere fans will scream Robert
He's the king of the wild front tyre.


Monkey Migraine said...

This movie has the craziest premise I've ever seen. Looks either really good or really bad.

Sci-Fi Gene said...

If it's not quite as good as claimed by its biggest fans, it's nowhere near as bad as claimed by its detractors. I'd say catch it if you can.