Merilick

 A there fellow young once called was Jack
Quite limericks didn't who's track
The his body captive
Brain his of overactive
Wrong and words in would order his stack.

Bow Belle

There was a young woman named Saoirse

Who joined Team GB as an aoirse

But her aim wasn’t great

Almost shot her best mate

Which led to her rapid depaoirse.

Otter Nonsense

There was a young lady named Caoimhe

Who lived in a dam with a baoimhe

Her sister Louise

Lived nearby in some trees

With six bats and a golden retraoimhe.

Conspiracies

 Flat Earthers, I'm afraid I don't follow

Your theory is too hard to swallow

It seems clear to me

So why can't you see

The Earth can't be both flat and hollow!

Roland Limmerich III

 Roland Emmerich's new film is called Moonfall

The Moon's going to pay us a close call

But where will it land?

And where should we stand?

I'm steering clear of the White House, y'all.

A typical Emmerich film features

Lots of rockets and heroes and creatures

What drives this mad artist?

In the depths of his heart is

A desire to annoy physics teachers.

Scamanderick

Newt Scamander’s never quite tough enough

To catch his pet niffler who snaffles stuff.

Well-meaning, sincere,

And not quite all here:

In other words – typical Hufflepuff...

Limerick Page

My limericks, online, now race
Far apart across time, Net and space
To keep them together
I've done something clever
You can now read them all in one place!

Roland Limmerich II

Roland Emmerich's last film was Anonymous,
'Bout the man with whom theatre is synonymous
You can learn such a lot
From the well researched plot:
Who knew Shakespeare blew up the White House?

Limarrakis

That callous young man Paul Atreides
Always had a (blue) eye for the ladies.
Through the dunes he would ride
With a girl on each side

On his bang pimped up sandworm Mercedes.

Roland Limmerich

Roland Emmerich is filming "Foundation."

That's my favourite sci-fi creation!

I can't help but speculate

How he plans to integrate

His trademark White House desecration...

LOLspeak is l33t, no?

LOLspeak is l33t, no?
It's easier than Arapaho
LOL WP
FTW woo yay!
ROTFLMAO.